Random facts about Jackie

* Jackie went to three schools. Only one burnt down.This was not her fault.

* Jackie's first job was washing up at the Mater Mother's Hospital Brisbane. This is where she fell in love with her first lamington.

* Jackie makes the world's best potato cakes an chocolate chip biscuits. (But only sometimes, when she is concentrating). Her omelette's are also excellent, though messy.

* She can pick up things with her toes.

* She has never had a facelift or any cosmetic work. If she had her face would look much prettier and less sagging.

* When she sings lyrebird, they sing back to her.

* Only a few wombats bite her. Most of the time.

* She can sing Waltzing Matilda in Kangaroo.

© Jackie French